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In Arkham Asylum, video game Batman finally lives up to his full potential - unless you pirated the game, that is, then he pretty much sucks. What They Did: The developers included a little bit of extra code to detect when the game has been pirated, a common tactic used to track a company's losses or simply mess with cheap people. The game is mostly unchanged when hacked, with one seemingly minor exception: Batman's glider cape is and has the aerodynamics of a piece of cardboard riddled with bullet holes. 'Ohhhhh nooooooo.'
All the other gadgets still work, so you can always fight your way across the level on foot, right? Well, yeah, except that without the glider cape you'll be completely stranded in a certain room - you know, the one filled with poisonous gas. That's right, in the pirated version of Arkham Asylum, the always-prepared Dark Knight is such an useless idiot that he gets himself killed due to his shitty cape. Getty Much like our friend Timmy, back in fourth grade. They walled off every staircase with roof access that summer. This trick gets misconstrued a lot as a simple game glitch, so you have people like asking what's wrong with his game at the official Eidos message board.
Only for the forum administrator to explain the situation and tell him: ' It's not a bug in the game's code, it's a bug in your moral code punk.' That's the greatest Batman quote since 'I'm counting on it.' Figuring that the root of all piracy had to be a lack of parental figures, LucasArts decided to teach anyone who illegally copied this game a lesson in moral responsibility. What They Did: Like lots of games, Zak McKracken comes with a serial key showing a random series of symbols. The catch is that you have to input these symbols in the correct order every time you want to fly to other parts of the game's map. Meaning you can't go anywhere unless you have the serial key.
Luckily, in this version of Earth, everything seems to be within driving distance. What They Did: Anyone who pirates a copy of Red Alert 2 is in for a little surprise: Within 30 seconds of starting your campaign, leaving you nothing to play with but a burning crater. The only thing pirates can do in this situation, having already invested valuable time and, uh. Blank CDs downloading and installing a useless video game, is compete to find out who can cause the fastest premature self-destruction. Some have reported seeing their bases explode in which appears to be current record. This trend led EA to publish the popular expansion pack: Fail & Submit. The exposed pirates could always ask for their information to be taken down.
As long as they publicly admitted to illegally downloading a Japanese porn game. The makers probably intended the 'illegally downloaded' part to be the most shameful, but we're guessing that's not what the mothers of the pirates took issue with. 'No, you see, mom - they only look like they're 12!' The site that hosted the surveys has since been taken down, although some of the compromising desktop screenshots still remain (we'd look for more examples but honestly, we're afraid to). Getty If one more intern commits ritual suicide, we'll lose our liability coverage. What They Did: The feature is simple, yet utterly effective.
The game renders pirated copies unplayable by obliterating the entire soundtrack with the most obnoxious noise known to man: a blasting at full volume. If you ever wondered what Hitler's soul would sound like, there you go. It reminds us of the black plague, or worse yet, a soccer match. Getty Hell is other people. With vuvuzelas. As if that wasn't cruel enough, it also as soon as the vuvuzelas come up, presumably in order to drive the player to suicide as he struggles to find a way to exit the current screen.
As soon as your instinct of self-preservation kicks in, there will be little you can do to stop yourself from smashing the DS with a rock until it no longer exists. Getty We'd recommend a pickax. Fewer glass shards end up in your face that way.
Some of the anti-piracy measures in this article are pretty brutal, but none can compare to the classic Super Nintendo RPG Earthbound. For one of the oldest and cutest-looking games on this list, it used surprisingly vicious tactics to not just punish pirates, but also make sure they completely hate themselves afterward. You don't mess with Ness. What They Did: Right off the bat, when you start the game and it detects that you're using a pirated cartridge, you get this warning screen: 'All right, I'll see what the booklet sa- SHIT, I don't have one!
Seems like a pretty standard warning, and in fact most pirates would probably assume it's included in every version of the game and ignore it. We believe the creators were counting on that, because what comes afterward is so much worse. If you've played the game before, you might notice that this time around there seems to be That is fully intentional: The programmers specifically made the game harder in order to mess with your mind. Bear in mind that this is an RPG, so every time run into an enemy you have to go into that stupid 'fight' screen. OK, so it might take you significantly longer to reach the last level, but getting there is by no means impossible. You might even enjoy the challenge if you're an experienced player. Again, that's exactly as the programmers planned it, because after you make your way to the last boss, and just as you're preparing yourself for the final battle.
That's right, the game crashes itself entirely out of spite, forcing you to reset the console and reload your saved game in order to- wait a minute, what happened to all your saved games?! Pictured: 30 to 40 hours down the drain. That's cold, Nintendo.
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